what does bloarzeyd mean?
nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
what do those stickers that i see everywhere mean?
nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
what is the correct pronunciation of bloarzeyd?
nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
where can i get a bloarzeyd cd?
at the woodenman records website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you don’t have pay pal, then you should go to our contact page and decode our email address. if you can surpass that test of internet skills, then you must pass a second test: send us some kind of an email refering to us as “the wonderful and excellent kings of the universe, bloarzeyd.” if you succeed we’ll email you back with some way, shape, or form of getting you a cd somehow! if you fail, then something or other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when are you guys gonna put up a long pretentious bio page with a bunch of token band-member photos where you strike nonchalant poses like a couple of buffoons trying to look cool or whatever?
never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1