BIG SAVINGS!!!! the recession has hit bloarzeyd INC pretty hard and so the bloarzeyd brothers from outer space MUST LIQUIDATE!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE 0 to 100% OFF ALL THE MOST POPULAR bloarzyed INC products!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUY A T-SHIRT, get a FREE RECORD OR CD!!! AND MORE stuff that i’ll probably think of LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR PRICES ARE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SALE STARTS SATURDAY OCTOBER 17th at 9PM at CAFE 9 with MURDERVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
local sale ends SUNDAY NOVEMBER 8th at BAR at 9pm with the VULTURES!
AND a special BONUS SALE for MASSACHUSETTS residents on NOVEMBER 14th with HUMANOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE,
bloarzeyd INC a subsidiary of BLOARZEYD BROTHERS FROM OUTER SPACE DISCOUNT FURNITURE SUPPLY