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mega warehouse clearance sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bloarzeyd INC GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG SAVINGS!!!! the recession has hit bloarzeyd INC pretty hard and so the bloarzeyd brothers from outer space MUST LIQUIDATE!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE 0 to 100% OFF ALL THE MOST POPULAR bloarzyed INC products!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUY A T-SHIRT, get a FREE RECORD OR CD!!! AND MORE stuff that i’ll probably think of LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR PRICES ARE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SALE STARTS SATURDAY OCTOBER 17th at 9PM at CAFE 9 with MURDERVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

local sale ends SUNDAY NOVEMBER 8th at BAR at 9pm with the VULTURES!
AND a special BONUS SALE for MASSACHUSETTS residents on NOVEMBER 14th with HUMANOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE,
bloarzeyd INC a subsidiary of BLOARZEYD BROTHERS FROM OUTER SPACE DISCOUNT FURNITURE SUPPLY

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larry king live on the bloarzeyd show, wmua!!!!!

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tristan da cunha record release show!!!!!!!!!

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How Babby is Formed

prepare to spend millions of your pathetic earth dollars on products designed by bloarzeyd inc and its many subsidiaries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloarzeyd, inc is pleased to announce, in conjunction with its new website, many wonderful new products!

first, a NEW recording made from the highest quality plastics! prepare to view this spectacular product in the highest possible number of colors the internet has to offer:

please click the image so that you may purchase this product and many other excellent products created by wooden man records (including, but not limited to, the old bloarzeyd, inc cd.

also available now: a bloarzeyd t shirt made from the finest cotton the planet earth has to offer. you will be amazed to discover your ability to purchase many of these t shirts at once either directly from bloarzeyd, inc, or from any of the two fine day one skateshop locations.

and! coming soon from bloarzeyd, inc:

the blomaardzoenynda 7 inch – pressed from the highest quality vinyl allowed, this analog representation of a musical recording is sure to make you wiz your pants with the wonderful joy of happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

the bloarzeyd duo from outer space is pleased to present to you (the viewer of this new website)

this new website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!